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For a relaxed or oversized fit, sizing up is recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🚚 PROCESSING \u0026amp; SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003e• Processing time: 1–4 business days\u003cbr\u003e• Shipping time: 2–6 business days after production\u003cbr\u003e• Allow extra time during holidays\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003e• Wash inside out in cold water\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble dry low or hang to dry\u003cbr\u003e• Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e• Avoid ironing directly on the design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔄 RETURNS \u0026amp; EXCHANGES\u003cbr\u003eAll items are made to order, so returns and exchanges are not accepted. 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