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For a relaxed or oversized fit, sizing up is recommended.\n\n🚚 PROCESSING \u0026amp; SHIPPING\n• Processing time: 1–4 business days\n• Shipping time: 2–6 business days after production\n• Allow extra time during holidays\n\n🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\n• Wash inside out in cold water\n• Tumble dry low or hang to dry\n• Do not bleach\n• Avoid ironing directly on the design\n\n🔄 RETURNS \u0026amp; EXCHANGES\nAll items are made to order, so returns and exchanges are not accepted. 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